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hey

lol

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My dad understands my fixation with zombies...

Dad: She's watching her zombie show (in reference to the Walking Dead).
Mum: She should be outta her cave and helping me clean! I will not bring in the New Year with a dirty house!
Me: *in my head* the house is already clean...
Dad: Just leave her alone. She's not gonna come out of there until that marathon is over. She's been telling us all week about how she's gonna spend New Years Eve watching her show and in her room.
Mum: She's 19... *blah blah blah*

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i like how everyone is telling everyone to be safe

like no everyone get fucked up and do fucked up things so i can lol at you lol like that

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when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg

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YEAH GETTING EFFED UP TONIGHT

seasonforloving: Jk I’m probably just gonna play with my dog.

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The awkward moment when on the other side of the...

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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
 My response-
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.

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waxxx: You must be 18 or older to watch this video Please enter your birthdate below: January 1 1936

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When you're talking to someone at 12am and you say...

Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.

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.: I had the best realization yesterday. I... →

itsemilyx0x00x: I had the best realization yesterday. I realized that I am finally over you. I never was “in love” with you. I was infatuated with the idea of love, and you were my safety net. I was holding on to something that would never work out for so long. You were poisonous and unhealthy for me. You didn’t…

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