February 2012
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giuliana rancic, give me that dress and diamond ring or die.
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec
murderer: ok
I'm excited for all the mustaches at the Oscars...
now, when my body decides to tell me it’s hungry, it doesn’t make my stomach growl.
it makes me wanna throw up and i get light headed.
and then i eat and i’m like
oh cool. i’m fine again.
MAYBE I HAVE DIABEETUS
My thoughts while at school.
j-rays:
I hate you.
And you.
And you.
Shut the hell up.
You’re an idiot.
Why am I here?
Stop talking.
I hate you, too.
You’re annoying.
Shut up.
Why are you talking?
SHUT.
UP.
And you, I hate you, too.
Oh look, my ex-best friend.
I need to get out of here.
What time is it?
I wonder what my mom is making to eat.
Who even wants to be here?
I’m so fucking hungry
Reblog if you're using Google Chrome
my eyez burn from lookin at dis computer screen
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finding a place to write about titanic in my essay
lolz obsession
my paper is supposed to be 5 pages
supposed to be.
mines gonna be like.
25.
ranting probz.
12,000 posts!
I’d like to celebrate this day by writing a paper and fighting with my dad!
OMG THANKS!!
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excuse me as i go type a paper
“So bullshit bullshit bullshit and some quote i found that i don’t give a shit about and this author was saying hes a dumbass and i really hate english class and this has nothing to do with my major in college and i could be doing useful things right now but instead you made me write a 5 page paper with 15 quotes and i might just murder myself and make it look mysterious because quite...
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I HAVE A PLAN
I am going to watch The Walking Dead on my television.
And then get a livestream of the Oscars on my laptop.
So I can enjoy both at once and not miss anything.
BOOOOOOYA.
themudbloods:
i will forever think 2008 was 2 years ago
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
LOL JK, it comes out June 2013 now.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
The Walking Dead tomorrow
girlwithtulle:
I have a new crush..
sweet-harm0ny:
Andrew Lincoln in the walking dead
.. Just get out, get out now..
Suflfufysevhvy chduusch
Foccckkkkk!
BLESS THIS POST
Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
